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For a cancer I am screwed lol14:09 Nov 15 2008
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What element are you? |
Fire you unpredictable and have a short temper you may have anger issues people know not to mess with you or else.you seek power and if someone hurts you you will seek revenge at all costs. |
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The Zen of Sarcasm
22:50 Nov 03 2008
Times Read: 598
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
leaky tire.
3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably a wise investment.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
AND
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
Wolf Moon Apple Wreath
19:45 Nov 02 2008
Times Read: 600
An apple for each member of your family (including yourself)
1 piece of wire bent into a loop
Begin by blessing the apples and the wire loop on your altar by saying:
Apples round and pure and true
Lend me your love and securely renew
The harmony of our family ring
Through your goodness now doth bring
Slice the apples crosswise so that you can see the pentagram formed by the core and seeds then place the slices on a baking sheet and sprinkle them liberally with ground cinnamon and cardamom.
Bake the slices in the oven for about two hours at 65ºC (150ºF). When done, take them out and let them cool.
Finally string the slices onto the wire ring and twist the ends of the ring together to secure the apples. You can decorate the ring with pine or ribbons then display it in a prominent place in your home.
halloween pumpkins that survived00:38 Nov 02 2008
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